February 6, 2013 by thisisemilypaul
These tights are freaking retarded. Why you would ever want to look like you have green slime coming out the bottom of your skirt is beyond me. I mean even the metallic ones (metallics are so in right now, cha) look like your chastity belt is melting. The only people I can picture wearing these are those freak chicks that shop at Hot Topic, boast about their World of Warcraft skills, and wear cookie monster tee shirts. I mean did the creators of these not even know about something called the menstrual cycle? I think it would be a great idea to have tights that make it look like the wearer has something dripping down her legs! Ummm…..no. That is not a good idea. These tights are not tight.